It is hot out today. I have a pool with cool water. I have three Labs. All of whom are acting as if the pool is an insult to their good taste. They’d much rather go inside and enjoy the a/c. Where did I go wrong?

It is hot out today. I have a pool with cool water. I have three Labs. All of whom are acting as if the pool is an insult to their good taste. They’d much rather go inside and enjoy the a/c. Where did I go wrong?

You don’t know horror until you order jeans online and open the package only to discover this on the ass.

You don’t know horror until you order jeans online and open the package only to discover this on the ass.

I’m ready to not write in any of these rental textbooks. #feelslikealifetimesupply #willneedmorenextsemester

I’m ready to not write in any of these rental textbooks. #feelslikealifetimesupply #willneedmorenextsemester

Don’t think I need to know anything else about the place.

Don’t think I need to know anything else about the place.

A young child just asked if I was getting this for my grandbaby. Fuck you young child.

A young child just asked if I was getting this for my grandbaby. Fuck you young child.


FIFA unveils the official poster for next year’s Women’s World Cup in Canada [x]

FIFA unveils the official poster for next year’s Women’s World Cup in Canada [x]

  • what she says: i'm fine.
  • what she means: hugh dancy and mads mikkelsen didn't receive emmy nominations for their work on hannibal and i'm growing more and more disillusioned with both the academy and the entire awards process.
324b21-clone:

July 10 2014, 3 hour after the emmy nomination anoucement:
42 articles in english on Tatiana Maslany’s Emmy snub
Tatiana Maslany trending worldwide on twitter and tumblr.

324b21-clone:

July 10 2014, 3 hour after the emmy nomination anoucement:

  • Tatiana Maslany trending worldwide on twitter and tumblr.

Source: 324b21-clone

kalingmindys:

 Emmy Nomination for Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series

Source: kalingmindys

niknak79:

Years of Mario Kart have prepared me for this moment

niknak79:

Years of Mario Kart have prepared me for this moment

Source: ruthwilson

nbcparksandrec:

Congratulations Amy, you beautiful tropical Emmy nominee! 

nbcparksandrec:

Congratulations Amy, you beautiful tropical Emmy nominee!