schrodingerskat:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

Two in one day….

So.. Jurassic Park! They are filming in Hawaii right?


I love being special.

I love being special.

Source: alishenciya

zatanass:

furiouslystinginghiddentragedy:

Let’s face it, if Marvel owned Wonder Woman she’d have two movies by now.

Yeah, just like Black Widow and Captain Marvel right ? :)

Source: tragichues

Source: stewarter

ewelock:

dean-tacos-cas:

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

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look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

I sat here until my eyes glazed over and then was thinking ‘this is so dumb its just three wells’ and then

anglosexualsunited:

i like where this man’s priorities lie

welcometoweekendupdate:

who’s that indian in my teepee?

welcometoweekendupdate:

who’s that indian in my teepee?

123.

Source: fe-li-ci-ty

whatcoloristheworld:

good luck to everyone who has school soon but your sleeping schedule is wrecked beyond repair